Month: June 2018

Significant others

I’m supposed to be tidying the house, but the dirty gigantor baby hand prints will still be all over the bath tomorrow, right? I know I’ve talked about going back to work and trying to find the balance of juggling my fucking chaotic life. It’s an…

Dear Rex…

I’ve always wondered why in the fuck parents have birthday parties for babies. I mean, it’s not like they know what’s going on, give a shit or remember, is it? I never thought I’d be someone throwing a fucking great party for my son’s first birthday,…