Month: February 2017

14 things nobody tells you about having a baby (for mums)

It’s fair to say I’ve irritated the shit out of my friends over the past few months with baby-related questions. And, true to form, I haven’t held back, asking all manner of intrusive and probing questions that they’d probably rather I didn’t. But they’ve all come…

Hormone hell

Hormones are sneaky fuckers. In the first 12 weeks of pregnancy, you’re completely at their mercy. What they say goes. Then they lure you into a false sense of security, where you go through a period feeling¬†somewhat ‘normal’, and by that, I mean not wanting to…

Time flies when you’re having fun. No, really.

It seems like just yesterday that we were going for our 12-week scan. It wasn’t, obviously. Thirteen weeks on (!?), we are now at 25+4 weeks and the time seems to be flying. Monday just gone saw us meet our midwife, Ingrid, for our 25-week appt,…

Nipplegate

The internet is a wonderful place, overloaded with information, you’re just a click away from finding an answer to everything.¬†But it’s also a batshit crazy place, where batshit crazy people, write batshit crazy things (yes, yes, before you all think it, me included). So I, like…

My name is Kerrie. And I am a Crossfit wanker

So, completely unlike Fight Club, the first rule of Crossfit is to tell everyone you do it and talk about it all the time. And booooy, do us Crossfitters like to talk about it. I mean, why wouldn’t you want to constantly talk about power cleans,…